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Screwed, I Was.
Guest Tue May 15, 2012 12:09 am
The arena's atmosphere becomes eerie. Everything seems to stop. The camera cuts to different views of the arena and the audience. When the lights turn to crimson, the camera pans into a view of the stage.
The crowd, knowing who it is, sends off mixed reactions. Almost immediately as the music hits, Chris DeAngelo, the Italian native, comes out of the curtain to, surprisingly, a pretty large pop. DeAngelo, however, shows no reaction to this and is wearing his usual ring with a microphone in his right hand. At the end of the stage, he puts the microphone to his lips. His music dies down right before he starts to speak.
CHRIS DEANGELO::BEST MOTHERFUCKER HERE
Ladies and gentlemen of Newark, if you watched the first Collision last Friday, you'd know I was screwed. You'd know everyone in that match fucked me up the ass. It was like watching a fancy porno, for fucks sake. Xenon Byers struck me with a weapon. The referee counted the pin: 1, 2, 3. And did Alex Kross come out and notify the dumbass referee about the event? No, of course he didn't. Whether you want to believe it or not, Alex Kross is in cahoots with Xenon Byers.
Again, the crowd sends mixed reactions. DeAngelo starts to walk down the ramp and walks around the ring to grab a steel chair. He goes into the ring with it, sets it up and sits on it.
CHRIS DEANGELO::BEST MOTHERFUCKER HERE
Yes, I know when you see Kross, you think, "He's the most innocent being on Earth! No way he'd screw anyone!" Ladies and gentlemen, if you're saying that to yourself, just watch this.
The Collision logo flashes across the screen as the ending clip of the match from last week plays. Chris has a shocked look on his face. He then slides out of the ring and grabs a chair. He brings it in and the ref tries to stop him. Xenon gets up and pulls something out of his pants. The ref pulls the chair from Chris and goes to throw it out. Chris runs at Xenon. XENON PUNCHES CHRIS AND CHRIS GOES DOWN! Xenon then quickly tosses the item out of the ring while the ref isn't looking and goes for the cover. 1, 2 3.
The Collision logo flashes back to Chris DeAngelo, as the crowd is booing at the actions of Xenon Byers. It seems as though DeAngelo might of won the respect of the crowd.
CHRIS DEANGELO::BEST MOTHERFUCKER HERE
Did Alex Kross come out and reverse the victory after that bullshit? Did he come out and say anything at all about me being hit, obviously, with brass knucks. Did he? No, he didn't. He, Xenon and the moron referee planned this. They planned this.
The crowd starts to chant "YOU GOT SCREWED", feeding into what DeAngelo is saying. He smirks and allows them to finish chanting. He gets up and picks up the chair.
CHRIS DEANGELO::BEST MOTHERFUCKER HERE
Why don't you come out here and discuss this matter with me, eh? Chris DeAngelo holds up the chair. Da uomo a uomo.
The crowd cheers. For a minute, nothing is heard. Then, Back to Black plays through the PA System.
TBC: KROSS
The crowd, knowing who it is, sends off mixed reactions. Almost immediately as the music hits, Chris DeAngelo, the Italian native, comes out of the curtain to, surprisingly, a pretty large pop. DeAngelo, however, shows no reaction to this and is wearing his usual ring with a microphone in his right hand. At the end of the stage, he puts the microphone to his lips. His music dies down right before he starts to speak.
CHRIS DEANGELO::BEST MOTHERFUCKER HERE
Ladies and gentlemen of Newark, if you watched the first Collision last Friday, you'd know I was screwed. You'd know everyone in that match fucked me up the ass. It was like watching a fancy porno, for fucks sake. Xenon Byers struck me with a weapon. The referee counted the pin: 1, 2, 3. And did Alex Kross come out and notify the dumbass referee about the event? No, of course he didn't. Whether you want to believe it or not, Alex Kross is in cahoots with Xenon Byers.
Again, the crowd sends mixed reactions. DeAngelo starts to walk down the ramp and walks around the ring to grab a steel chair. He goes into the ring with it, sets it up and sits on it.
CHRIS DEANGELO::BEST MOTHERFUCKER HERE
Yes, I know when you see Kross, you think, "He's the most innocent being on Earth! No way he'd screw anyone!" Ladies and gentlemen, if you're saying that to yourself, just watch this.
The Collision logo flashes across the screen as the ending clip of the match from last week plays. Chris has a shocked look on his face. He then slides out of the ring and grabs a chair. He brings it in and the ref tries to stop him. Xenon gets up and pulls something out of his pants. The ref pulls the chair from Chris and goes to throw it out. Chris runs at Xenon. XENON PUNCHES CHRIS AND CHRIS GOES DOWN! Xenon then quickly tosses the item out of the ring while the ref isn't looking and goes for the cover. 1, 2 3.
The Collision logo flashes back to Chris DeAngelo, as the crowd is booing at the actions of Xenon Byers. It seems as though DeAngelo might of won the respect of the crowd.
CHRIS DEANGELO::BEST MOTHERFUCKER HERE
Did Alex Kross come out and reverse the victory after that bullshit? Did he come out and say anything at all about me being hit, obviously, with brass knucks. Did he? No, he didn't. He, Xenon and the moron referee planned this. They planned this.
The crowd starts to chant "YOU GOT SCREWED", feeding into what DeAngelo is saying. He smirks and allows them to finish chanting. He gets up and picks up the chair.
CHRIS DEANGELO::BEST MOTHERFUCKER HERE
Why don't you come out here and discuss this matter with me, eh? Chris DeAngelo holds up the chair. Da uomo a uomo.
The crowd cheers. For a minute, nothing is heard. Then, Back to Black plays through the PA System.
TBC: KROSS
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Re: Screwed, I Was.
Admin Tue May 15, 2012 2:12 pm
Alex Kross appeared on the stage, dressed in his usual jeans and t-shirt combo. His leather jacket was noticeably absent, though, and he was taping his wrists. Tucked into the back of his belt was his favorite weapon from his wrestling days, a chain whip. A positively evil look was in his eyes, full of bad intentions, and every one of them was aimed at Chris DeAngelo. He started toward the ring, but a man in a suit appeared and grabbed him by the shoulder, spinning him around, away from Chris. What the man said was a mystery, but when he was done, he slapped a microphone into Kross's chest. Alex looked like he wanted to punch the guy in the face, but he held back, and instead turned his full fury back on Chris.
First of all, watch your language, this is a family show. What are you, nine? You never learned to communicate without resorting to playground words? You know what, why am I even surprised? Ever since I retired, I've been noticing worthless little snot nosed punks like you crawling out of the woodworks, wasting everyone's time with your crying and your demands.
You don't get it, do you? We're in the wrestling business. Not the cry your way to the top business, not the excuse making business, the wrestling business. So you think you got a bad break? SO WHAT? Let's say I am out to screw you, which frankly, is a lot more attention from me than someone like you deserves anyway. Any idea how many times I got screwed in my career? You don't parade out in the middle of the ring and have a nice cry about it! You work harder, and you keep working harder until you win because, if you take nothing else from this little speech, kid, remember this... if you persevere, if you are truly great, then you will win, even if the odds are stacked against you.
Why don't you take your tissue box back to the locker room and just accept the facts; you're not an elite performer in this company, not yet. You don't know the difference between looking pretty and being the best, and until you learn that, you'll always be just another guy with a sob story about how he THINKS he could'a been a contender.
Call me out again, son... and I'll shove my boot so far down your throat that your grandchildren will crap leather. Savvy?
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Re: Screwed, I Was.
Guest Tue May 15, 2012 5:08 pm
The facial expression on DeAngelo seems to read, "Angry", but Chris starts to chuckle. He goes towards the ropes, closest to the ramp and Kross, with the steel chair remaining in hand. He murmurs something to Kross, something not able to be made out and raises the microphone to his lips.
CHRIS DEANGELO::BEST MOTHERFUCKER HERE
Did you just say this was a "family program"? Did you just request me to tone my choice of language down? Next thing you'll be saying is to "never back down" and "be a sun". The crowd laughs, familiar with what he's talking about. Another thing: fuck, shit, bitch, asshole, jackass, fuck face, shit stain, bitchass, pussyass. What the fuck are you going to do about that shit?
The crowd cheers as DeAngelo moves from the ropes and starts to walk up and down the ring, but at center stage. He stares into Kross's eyes with no remorse, no fun and all business.
CHRIS DEANGELO::BEST MOTHERFUCKER HERE
Don't come to me about a damn wrestling business, because listen to what you just said. You told me to not get angry. You're telling me not to come out here and whoop ass, because I'm angry! What do you want me to? Kiss the foreheads of children, say a prayer, give them a mask and job? Go fuck yourself!
The crowd, noticing who he's talking about again, continues to cheer. Kross is obviously angry, but DeAngelo couldn't care less.
CHRIS DEANGELO::BEST MOTHERFUCKER HERE
You don't get it, do you? You're soft! Soft! You come out here and you talk about family and bull like that. Then you come at me with the cliche and quite annoying, "You fight your way to the top" speech. Get off your high horse! Why don't you go on backstage with your little bitch, Byers and finish off where you left off when it comes to getting him to suck you dry.
The crowd starts to chant, "FIGHT!" as DeAngelo heads back to the ropes.
CHRIS DEANGELO::BEST MOTHERFUCKER HERE
Unless, of course, you'll be a man and actually fight me! Don't waste wrist tape, man, it's getting expensive!
DeAngelo starts to exit the ring, but Xenon Byers' theme music hits, forcing DeAngelo to smirk with devilish things running through his mind.
TBC: Byers
CHRIS DEANGELO::BEST MOTHERFUCKER HERE
Did you just say this was a "family program"? Did you just request me to tone my choice of language down? Next thing you'll be saying is to "never back down" and "be a sun". The crowd laughs, familiar with what he's talking about. Another thing: fuck, shit, bitch, asshole, jackass, fuck face, shit stain, bitchass, pussyass. What the fuck are you going to do about that shit?
The crowd cheers as DeAngelo moves from the ropes and starts to walk up and down the ring, but at center stage. He stares into Kross's eyes with no remorse, no fun and all business.
CHRIS DEANGELO::BEST MOTHERFUCKER HERE
Don't come to me about a damn wrestling business, because listen to what you just said. You told me to not get angry. You're telling me not to come out here and whoop ass, because I'm angry! What do you want me to? Kiss the foreheads of children, say a prayer, give them a mask and job? Go fuck yourself!
The crowd, noticing who he's talking about again, continues to cheer. Kross is obviously angry, but DeAngelo couldn't care less.
CHRIS DEANGELO::BEST MOTHERFUCKER HERE
You don't get it, do you? You're soft! Soft! You come out here and you talk about family and bull like that. Then you come at me with the cliche and quite annoying, "You fight your way to the top" speech. Get off your high horse! Why don't you go on backstage with your little bitch, Byers and finish off where you left off when it comes to getting him to suck you dry.
The crowd starts to chant, "FIGHT!" as DeAngelo heads back to the ropes.
CHRIS DEANGELO::BEST MOTHERFUCKER HERE
Unless, of course, you'll be a man and actually fight me! Don't waste wrist tape, man, it's getting expensive!
DeAngelo starts to exit the ring, but Xenon Byers' theme music hits, forcing DeAngelo to smirk with devilish things running through his mind.
TBC: Byers
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Re: Screwed, I Was.
Xenon Byers Tue May 15, 2012 9:02 pm
Xenon swaggers out, mic in hand and stops at the start of the ramp. He lets some of his theme music play before speaking. The crowd, after already getting behind Chris DeAngelo, boos at Xenon's interruption.
XENON BYERS::ADRENALINE AUTOCRAT
Woah, calm it guys. Sheesh the drama tonight... Xenon takes his sunglasses off, and flicks them to hang out his denim jacket pocket. And against the General Manager too, tut tut tut Chris.
Xenon begins walking down the ramp whilst Chris leans out over the ropes, yelling something to him.
XENON BYERS::ADRENALINE AUTOCRAT
You still paranoid about this screw thing? I think your just upset because Xen Byers is obviously superior to you, as I showed last week. Just like I'm gonna show Mike Cole this week. Xenon gets to the steel steps, and continues speaking as he walks up them and on to the apron. And Alex Kross came out to answer you too? Xenon enters the ring, he walks towards Alex Kross. The boss comes out, dressed like a plumber, boasting about "family shows". Well dear me GM, sorry if it upsets the network. Did they not hear that the Adrenaline Autocrat XENON BYERS was appearing on this show. They'd let you host a bikini party at 10am if they knew I was here.
He turns to face DeAngelo, getting in Chris's face.
XENON BYERS::ADRENALINE AUTOCRAT
And you? You got the crap kicked out of you and you think crying about it is going to help. Xenon puts on a childish voice. Ohh whaa I wost a match, fix it for me mista Kwoss. Hehe, yeah no, Get off your high horse and realise, just like Alex Kross should realise, that this is the Xenon byers show, and nothing more.
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Re: Screwed, I Was.
Admin Tue May 15, 2012 9:08 pm
Alex Kross looked... well.. cross for a moment, then he seemed to decide what to do. He tapped Xenon on the shoulder, and when the younger man turned around, Alex Kross snapped off a superkick, knocking Xenon to the ground. Continuing the motion, he spun around and superkicked Chris DeAngelo with the other foot.
He picked up a microphone, smiling to the crowd.
Congratulations, kid. You just bought yourself a week's suspension without pay. I'm sure you're going to cry and claim you're being screwed, but you're not going to do it on this show. I told you to watch the language, and you had to play tough guy.
If you have the balls to come back and try again after you've had a nice time out, remember this; I'm not one of your chums, and I'm not your babysitter. I'm your BOSS. When I tell you something, you listen. Now get out of my ring.
As for you, Byers... I suggest you go back to training for your match. Mike Cole is a former tag champion, and he's not just going to roll over and play dead for you. And this time... I'll be the referee!
He picked up a microphone, smiling to the crowd.
Congratulations, kid. You just bought yourself a week's suspension without pay. I'm sure you're going to cry and claim you're being screwed, but you're not going to do it on this show. I told you to watch the language, and you had to play tough guy.
If you have the balls to come back and try again after you've had a nice time out, remember this; I'm not one of your chums, and I'm not your babysitter. I'm your BOSS. When I tell you something, you listen. Now get out of my ring.
As for you, Byers... I suggest you go back to training for your match. Mike Cole is a former tag champion, and he's not just going to roll over and play dead for you. And this time... I'll be the referee!
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